It is very dark here. You are likely to be eaten by Satan.

A computer game version of Dante's Inferno has just been released. It's tricky, the article points out, to make a winnable computer game out of a description of (by definition) hopeless suffering, but they've done it none the less. I have an image of a small, low resolution Dante Alighiere running along dodging boulders and jumping over burning sinners in order to climb from level to level. Dante Kong.