Wednesday, January 23

Let's save the world!

... with eccentric vehicle mechanics who can build SUVs with efficient turbine engines running on vegetable oil!
"Check it out. It's actually a jet engine," says Johnathan Goodwin, with a low whistle. "This thing is gonna be even cooler than I thought."... "Conservatively," Goodwin muses, scratching his chin, "it'll get 60 miles to the gallon. With 2,000 foot-pounds of torque. You'll be able to smoke the tires. And it's going to be superefficient." He laughs. "Think about it: a 5,000-pound vehicle that gets 60 miles to the gallon and does zero to 60 in five seconds!"
...Or with eccentric former bomb designers who know how to reverse the greenhouse effect!
The modeling results interested Wood. He calculated that it would take roughly 300,000 metric tons of particles each year to shade the sunlight in the Arctic by twenty-five percent -- a tiny amount, on a planetary scale. As for how to get those particles up there, Wood thinks that a half-dozen 747s could do the job. Even better, you could build a Kevlar tube fifteen miles long, with a diameter slightly larger than a garden hose. The bottom of the hose would be connected to a combustor that created the aerosols, while the top would be held in place by high-tech kites or a high-altitude airship that the Defense Department is developing. "It's nothing more than a fancy blimp," Wood says...

2 comments:

Liam said...

Ahhh... nuke-powered X-ray lasers in space. Back to classic aPOU territory I see.

But where was the link to the stuff about the vehicles?

Nixoniad said...

Oops - link added now.