More research is indicated

One of the reasons I suggested Liam set this site up in the first place was the long and peculiar Earwax Conversation. Here, from the CMAJ, is the latest on the subject.

"We feel that prospective randomized trials are warranted to evaluate the utility of the Super Soaker Max-D 5000 in clinical settings."

And, in addition, the legendary "How to Catch a Lion" list.

Biological method: Obtain a number of planarians and subject them to repeated recorded statements saying: 'You are a planarian'. The worms should shortly learn this fact since they must have some suspicions to this effect to start with. Now feed the worms to the lion in question. The knowledge of the planarians is then transferred to the lion. The lion, now thinking that he is a planarian, will proceed to subdivide. This process, while natural for the planarian, is disastrous to the lion.